2011: Let Me Sum Up

Gloom

2011: the year of suck. Just when you think things are going to get better, you’re cleaning half-digested Cheerios off the carpet.

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World’s Best Pasta Sauce

World's Best Pasta Sauce

With a name like World’s Best Pasta Sauce, the expectation naturally runs high. Trust me, this lives up to the hype. Click for recipe.

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Book Recs: What I Read in 2011

5n64jo

You like books. I like telling people what to read. EVERYBODY WINS HERE.

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The Vampire Diaries S03E09 Recap

So it was totally Tyler who flooded the gym, y/y?

Yes, you caught me: I am totally skipping the recap for Ordinary People because yawn. I mean, whatever, you’ve got emo bad-hair Klaus and bouncy cheerleader Rebekah and an ENORMOUS amount of Original Vamp backstory (which doesn’t correspond with anything actually resembling canon) and, I don’t know, Mikael grabbing Damon’s heart (right there in the [...]

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a world of ow

So I bet you will be SHOCKED to hear this, but health problems don’t just disappear if you ignore them! I KNOW, right? It’s been like a year since I had The Pain (you may remember The Pain as having been diagnosed as ovarian cysts, and then re-diagnosed as you’re really annoying and should just [...]

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TVD Primer: The Vampire Diaries S01E01 Recap

Crow of impending nommage.

Wondering what this Vampire Diaries thing is and why you should care? Well…I can answer one of those, at least. Here’s the first in a series of some undetermined number of “primer” recaps that may manage to get you up to speed on the series (and will at least feature entertaining screen caps and the [...]

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Unsettled

I can’t quite put my finger on why I feel so out of place. It’s not the existential angst I went through during my teenage years (and, let’s be honest here, most of my twenties as well). It’s more a feeling that everything is ever so slightly wrong. (I was going to insert a bullet [...]

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