The Bump at 20 weeks

Bumpity bump

So there are a ton of celebrities who are pregnant right now,* which leads to one of my least-favorite tabliodisms: The Bump. Firstly, ‘bump’? Really? I guess it has more zing than “pregnant belly” but it sounds like some sort …


positive

So this happened.

So, I’m up the duff. Bun in the oven. Etc. (Only one bun; the two tests are for OCD purposes only.) That’s right, we’re having another baby! Here are the deets: I’m due at the end of August Not nearly …


coffee

Coffee:1, Me:0

I have one cup of coffee a day. One. Sometimes not even a whole cup. So when I thought maybe I’d skip coffee on Monday, I figured it wouldn’t be a big deal. Because I don’t drink that much! And …