Yesterday, out at dinner:
Happy Fun Baby: (Pokes finger into ketchup and pulls out big dollop, which he then squishes in his other hand, regarding it thoughtfully)
Me: Please don’t dip your finger in the ketchup. Dip your french fry in the ketchup. Okay?
Happy Fun Baby: (Dips french fry in ketchup)
Us: Good job!
Happy Fun Baby: (pulls out big dollop of ketchup on french fry, which he then squishes in his other hand, regarding it thoughtfully)
Me: (Headtable)