I’m kicking ass at NaNoWriMo! No, wait. Take that and reverse it. NaNoWriMo is kicking my ass, but it’s okay, because everything else is kicking my ass too, because I’ve spent the last two weeks doing battle with the nastiest almost-cold ever. First I was getting the cold: tired, sore, cranky, scratchy throat, no energy. [...]
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We open to a VO of a woman saying “My sweet Cassie, I didn’t want you to have this life, but destiny’s not easy to run from.” A girl is driving a car down a dark road. She’s grooving out to some music when suddenly a car passes her on the wrong side of the [...]
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I have reached the exciting point in my depression when I can’t even be bothered to pretend that I’m a functional adult. Show up at the bus stop to drop off my kid in my pajamas? Sure! Spend an entire month working not just from home but from bed? Why not! Seriously, if it’s been [...]
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It’s National Novel Writing Month again! I’m crazy excited. I celebrated by totally missing my word count yesterday. Double words today! I will write everything twice! It will be glorious! (If you’re wondering about all the exclamation points, I had pumpkin pie for breakfast. Take THAT, healthy diet!) This year’s foray into creative non-nonfiction is [...]
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Did I ever pick the wrong episode to start recapping. First off: Damon doesn’t take his shirt off. Not once. There are no lingering glances between him and Elena (this is solely caused by the fact that they have no scenes together) and almost no one makes out with anyone else. Show, what are you [...]
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Yeah. ABOUT THAT. I swear I wasn’t going to watch The Vampire Diaries because A) it’s on the CW and B) it sounded like True Blood lite, but then I got sick, and I watched all the other TV in the world*, and there were 44 episodes on Netflix, which sounded like it would last [...]
Read more →Jessica Neuman Beck is lots of things: web designer at couldbe studios, author of the WordPress Visual QuickStart Guide, parent, arachnophobe, part-time misanthrope, floccinaucinihilipilificatrix, geek. She loves Portland and hates cilantro.
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